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Originally posted by Old_Salt
Folieadeux:
rawidman has it right.
I have been working on the assumption that there is a reason why the pointy end of the power boatsail boat is most often seen to be leading the way.
Anchoring from the stern only would seem to defeat the purpose of the pointy end pointing into the wind andor current. If the windcurrent causing leetle tiny wavelets to slap on the forward part of the hull is going to cause someone to lose sleep on the boat, in a forward cabin, I would guess that a 35 knot gale pounding on the blunt ended stern would strike terror into the heart of the would be sleeper.
A hard-chined pleasure boat is subject to that annoying chine slap, and I have taken my best friend for a romantic, flashlight aided, midnight row around the vessel to observe the little half-inch wavelets that are causing all the noise at the bow end of our newly purchased boat. That removed the fear. After we were tucked back under the sheets, however, she started whining about the noise again. Go figure.
That lead me to invent the No-Noise-at-Night-Necklace.
Anchor from the bow in your normal fashion.
You will need a poly line long enough to reach around the waterline of the front one-third to one-half of the boat and to be fastened from a mid-ship cleat on either side. You will need a couple of dozen Styrofoam floats, of the kind used to mark a gill-net line, with a central longitudinal hole to accept the line. Thread the line though all the floats, tying a knot between the individual floats, to prevent (or, at least, lessen) their lateral movement. Secure the first and last floats in position with a knot as well. Tie one end of the necklace to a mid-ship cleat, and string the line forward, around the bow at the waterline, and secure it to the mid-ship cleat on the other side. Adjust the line for tension so that all the floats are in the water. You could attach a small weight to the line to hold the outside floats in place, if needed.
Wally! You have constructed and installed the famous No-Noise-at-Night-Necklace.
Stow the whole thing in a plastic garbage bag between uses.
Y’r welcome.
Old_Sleeps_like_a_Baby … (except for the pee breaks)
P.S.
Le’mme know if this works …
I will make myself available as a character witness, on your behalf, at your divorce proceedings if this attempt is rejected by She-Who-is-Never_Wrong. Hold out for retention of the boat ... she probably won't want it anyway.