Imagine this guy's voice.
"actually. the bud on POF is my son"
POF?
What's a POF? I've never heard of a POF. Have you heard of a POF? What is a POF? Let's go to our friend and Al Gores illegitimate child, the internet.
POF:
Piano dell'Offerta Formativa (Italian school document). Probably not. He wasn't speaking Italian.
Plastic Optical Fiber. Probably not that one either. Too high tech.
Premature Ovarian Failure (early menopause). Judging by the attitude and mood swings....quite possible?
Polymer Optical Fiber. No! Same high tech sh!t. Different name.
Plenty of Fish. Mr. Hogan has ruled that one out.
Proof of Funds. Perhaps for the beer.
Physics-Of-Failure. Getting close!
Probability of Failure. Even closer!
Point of Failure. REALLY CLOSE NOW!
Payment for Order Flow (stock exchange)? Priority of fires (US DoD)? Purchase Order Financing? All too far over his head.
Wait. I've got it.
POF.
Pontificating Old Fart.
If used in a sentence it would be something like; "Although mentally just a child, he presented himself like a POF."
Now you know!
Thank you and good night.