Was running the river north Sat morning and heard some chatter on 16 about a no-wake zone up near Mariners between the two bridges. As we got closer we heard someone warning people to slow down between the bridges. This person threatened to send people a bill for damage caused by their wake. Sure enough, our turn soon came and we were called out to slow down. Not wanting to get on the bad side of the Coast Guard, I thought I'd approach this with an open mind.
Unknown: Blue cabin cruiser northbound approaching Mid-Hudson bridge, this is a no wake zone. Slow down immediately.
Me: Calling blue cabin cruiser, identify yourself.
Unknown: [repeats message]
Me: Calling blue cabin cruiser, you are in violation of FCC regulations by failing to identify yourself. Identify yourself.
[I just made that up. No idea if it's true.]
Unknown: This is something-or-other master of the something-or-other vessel. You are responsible for all damage your wake causes to my vessel. This is a no wake zone. I will send you a bill for one million dollars. Blah-blah-blah.
Me: This is not a no wake zone. If you are not capable of securing your vessel from damage while on the river you should consider your career options.
After this a few others chimed in calling out the guy. Someone said they were calling the CG on him.
What say you? Was this guy full or it, or should I be expecting a bill?
Unknown: Blue cabin cruiser northbound approaching Mid-Hudson bridge, this is a no wake zone. Slow down immediately.
Me: Calling blue cabin cruiser, identify yourself.
Unknown: [repeats message]
Me: Calling blue cabin cruiser, you are in violation of FCC regulations by failing to identify yourself. Identify yourself.
[I just made that up. No idea if it's true.]
Unknown: This is something-or-other master of the something-or-other vessel. You are responsible for all damage your wake causes to my vessel. This is a no wake zone. I will send you a bill for one million dollars. Blah-blah-blah.
Me: This is not a no wake zone. If you are not capable of securing your vessel from damage while on the river you should consider your career options.
After this a few others chimed in calling out the guy. Someone said they were calling the CG on him.
What say you? Was this guy full or it, or should I be expecting a bill?