So How Cold is it?

The Other Gary

The Other Gary

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As cold as an undertaker's handshake...
 
It's so cold, I saw a liberal with his hands in his own pockets!
 
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table here in VT.
 
It's so cold, I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant.

(Hi Gary! How's Vermont?)
 
Hi Steve, warmer than yesterday!

I owe you a boat ride. Email me if you're heading over here this summer and we'll enjoy a martini on my new boat!
 
HEEEEEEEERERRRRE'S Johnny

"It's was so cold, I saw a witch in a thermal bra!"

"It was so cold that the flashers in New York City were only describing themselves to people."
 
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Reminds me of when I was in Naples FL visiting family a few Januaries ago. It was about 35 one morning. The local news people were saying things like "bundle up the kids for the bus stop, and here's our medical reporter to tell you about the signs of frostbite". At 35?
 
I had to wear a hooded sweatshirt this AM!! The cold front has now set in and the temp has dropped from 55 to 48 in the past several hours.

We are in need of Federal Aid to help pay our heating bills!!
 
It was so cold . . .
Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off.
 
No Lie. It is wintertime in South Florida. Grudgingly the daily high temp finally reaches 77-degrees and sinks down to cold 72-degrees by cocktail time. And those cold nights that get to 62 are really to be reckoned with. Sigh!
 
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It's so cold, I saw a liberal with his hands in his own pockets!

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That is a good one!!!

George
 
sunny with a hi of 76 today. think i'll start the boat on the hose. don't have enough time to actually drop her in.
 
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