There's a boat in my slip

[HOGAN]

But it isn't mine:

 

[Anchor Management]

Steal the keys and run it in and out of the slip at low tide.

 

[carver 2557]

This one’s easy.
You are an American and you have Constipational rights that states you have the right to bear arms, so the boat is trespassing on your property, so just shoot it.
Maybe its an abandoned boat , so strip it down and salvage the parts under your salvage laws.

 

[Audrey II]

the nerve of so people!

 

[pdecat]

you can find the owner here:
http://www.st.nmfs.noaa.gov/pls/webpls/cgv_pkg.vessel_name_list

 

[rnbenton]

And the marina owner/manager says?

Bob

 

[HOGAN]

Oh, I know who it is... He's a deadbeat who is trying to get out of paying for his own slip for the year... For some reason that no one can understand, the marina lets him get away with it.

 

[pocket change]

Glad I'm at SPBM. There is a boat in my slip and it's mine.

 

[BoatCrazy]

What an UGLY boat

 

[pdecat]

so what are you doing about it??????

 

[Anchor Management]

Too bad it's not in Haverstraw. I could be used for kindling.

 

[HOGAN]

Bruce, I'm going to make him give me a beer when I get my boat in the water!

That'll show him!!!!

 

[WALSHIE]

The Governor has Diplomatic Status.

 

[pdecat]

Mike: Good to see that you are being so tough. Where will your boat go?

 

[Caryl-d]

Mike, I heard they wanted a real boater who was not afraid of the cold to sit in that slip a while to warm it up so that they could get the warm weather boater out of the parking lot before June. I dont know, but that is what I heard!

Oh, by the way. Nice Picture! [:-shades]

 

[Stolat]

And I thought Butch was giving you a birthday present. LOL

 

[boatbum]

Looks like he's in for the season. The dish is on the pole.

 

[HOGAN]

The dish is mine. A couple more days and I'll be ready to splash.

 

[Radioactive]

Here's a better link:

http://www.st.nmfs.noaa.gov/st1/CoastGuard/VesselByName.html

 

[boatbum]

quote:

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Originally posted by HOGAN

The dish is mine. A couple more days and I'll be ready to splash.

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I dunno Mike. He might move it with his boat. IF he moves. Possession is 9/10ths...