We were docked at Ocean Beach, Fire Island, when a new 26 bayliner straggled into the harbor around 11:30 PM...Is this Patchoque? Asked the crew. They had come from Bayshore, Long Island, and had one line to tie up with. They had bought the boat the day before, and were new boaters.
I tied them up with extra lines and told they they were not going anywhere with no charts or understanding of how to navigate at night. About 2AM they said the "girlfriends were cold" so they needed to borrow a blanket from us. My wife said no, I told them to figure out how to keep warm. At about 3am, the lines thumped aboard our boat and they left. I checked the marine reports the next morning for reports of a grounded vessel, but I guess they made it to somewhere safe. Scary.